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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

Canuck-chucks.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*