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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended