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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT