What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Previous Random Joke Next

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian?

A Can't-adian!

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*