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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."