Anything but Canadian Club..
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.
Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."