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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."