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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.