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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.