How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks