How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.