How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

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Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.