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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's Harambe's favourite retail store?

Target

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

Cincinnati Jokes More Cincinnati Jokes

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.