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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.