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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz