How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz