Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
Gorillaz
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
Correctly.
Cocaine Edit:spelling
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
It's meteor.
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Boko Harambe
They're both haram bae.
Target
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.