Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.

Cincinnati Jokes More Cincinnati Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.