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Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.