Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through