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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"