Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What did the diligent whore get for Christmas?

Lots and lots of karma

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

' Rantijoke Jokes More ' Rantijoke Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

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Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Apu Jokes More Apu Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.