Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What do Reddit and building a mile long fence have in common?

Post...repost.....repost....repost...repost...

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.