Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy?

A 500 bill.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Two test-tickles!

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.