Karma Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

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What did one repost say to another?

Well the flag is a big plus!

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

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Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

Is funny and is a joke!

Where will you find the best jokes?

Not on /r/jokes