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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

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What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)