Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.