Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.