Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.