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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van