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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)