Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
A Brazilian.
69
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Weights
Madam President.
30 because that's peasants work.
Oh,the humanities!
An old man yelling at the cloud