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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Bodybuilder Jokes More Bodybuilder Jokes

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!