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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!