How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

Because you can never be too careful.

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What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!