What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.