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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.