I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
At least one group can grow a beard.
Cows are real.
Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Abort - Bort - Bort!
I love your Boo-ty
They never want to log off.
A tangent
Mountains peak.
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
