I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Weak back.
Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
Under "Home Improvements."
A gorilla pooped on his face.
He has two clean fingers.
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
He wrote sheet music.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Running... JK rolling
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.
A double crosser.
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Because the owner will tell you
