I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.
They're both brown except the snowball.
They both lost jack.
They join weight witches.
Thoreau Back Thursday
By looking out the kitchen window.
Accommodating.
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Because they're high rollers
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
A *smaugasbord*.
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.
