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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman?

Sixty-nine

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who loses?

America.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

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Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Gopro Jokes More Gopro Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

Because the owner will tell you

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.