What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"