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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz