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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin