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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why do bikes have kick-stands?

Because they're two-tired.

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin