What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.