What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.