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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath