What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a farmer count cows?

With a cow-calculator.

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits