You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Finding Forrester
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Milk and quackers.
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
The baby and the dad.
Because the cow has the udder
They both ride bikes and are on a mission.
They are two tired.
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10