What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

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Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Why did the blonde run with the bike?

It was going too fast for her to get on.

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What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget