What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a tired cow?

Milked out!

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano