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Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.