Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.