Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah