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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.