Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no