Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)