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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.