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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.