Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!