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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"