What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf