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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"