What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.