What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"