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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.