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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.