What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.