What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.