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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.