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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!