What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.