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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.