What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Slap her.

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Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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The farmers milk them dry.

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Got milk

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Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.