Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.