Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.