Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!