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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Mutate Jokes More Mutate Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!