Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What's big and grey and wears a mask?

The elephantom of the opera!