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How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.