How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

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Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits