How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

Why do girls always walk in odd packs?

Because they literally can't even.

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What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.