How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.