How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.