Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.