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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.