Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.