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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.