Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!