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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!