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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What do you find in the filing cabinets of a law firm?

Organised crime.

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.