Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

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What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

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What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

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What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.