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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.