Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.