Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.