Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!