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Pluto Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

What does Pluto say?

Ewww delete it

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.