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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?
The orbituaries.
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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?
Because hes not a planet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?
Pluto.
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