Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

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How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!