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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan