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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!