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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!