Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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What building has the most stories?

A library.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan