Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!