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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

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He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Extroverted

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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It hasnt been tested on mice.

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!