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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!