Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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They both look good hanging from a tree

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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A purrfect meal!

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!