Vacuum Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Om-bre

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