What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Previous Random Joke Next

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits