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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit