What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit