What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

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What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit