What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!