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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit