Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Basketball Court Jokes More Basketball Court Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Foul Jokes More Foul Jokes

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.