Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.