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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.