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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls