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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Ref Jokes More Ref Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls