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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.