What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists