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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.