What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.