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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists