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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!