What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.