What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

Beekeeper Jokes More Beekeeper Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.