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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation