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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.