Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.