Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.