How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.