How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

How does an Australian shave?

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