How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive