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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

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What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

What do you call a rising poll?

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue