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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.