How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Which do you light first?

The match

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders