How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*