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How does an Australian shave?

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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The Dark Knight Rises.

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How does an Australian shave?

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate