How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*