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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.