What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.