What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.