What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.