What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.