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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant?

When you ask them "2+2 is?":

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

They're all going to be 65 this year.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.