What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada