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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!