Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

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What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!