Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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He has Divine Right of way

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They're robots in da skies.

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Oculus Prime.

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It's finger licking good.

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime