Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime