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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Autobot Jokes More Autobot Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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