Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!