Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!