Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toile...

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?