Autobot Jokes

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling