Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden