Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.