Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!