Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it