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Autobot Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Mall Jokes More Mall Jokes

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.