What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted