What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.