What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What insect would Richard Simmons be?

Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!