What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.