Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What do two Wrights make?

A plane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.