Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish?

Hola.

How do Chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit