Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti