Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

Orient Jokes More Orient Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

Removed

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.