Because you remove them.
Holland.
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
A kaleidoscope!
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
A Hun knee comb.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Rivets.
Coat-Hanger Abortions
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Duck tapes
The same middle name.
Attila the Bun.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
An army of Hun-dread.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
A plane
Hollandaise.
