What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.