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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.