What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.