What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

Attila Jokes More Attila Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Hun Jokes More Hun Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.