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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.