Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

What do you call an alien in a swamp?

A MARSHian