Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder!

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.