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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!