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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.