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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

How do you get a 300 pound woman into bed?

Piece of cake

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.