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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Costume Jokes More Costume Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!