What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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They will give you a piece of your mind.

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They baguette.

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.