What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!