What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale