What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.