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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Why do scientists look for things twice?

Because they research everything.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.