What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.