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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?

Infantry!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.