What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.