What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.