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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Marine Biologist Jokes More Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale