Marine Biologist Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What did the Italian say when the eel swam by?

That's a Moray.

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.