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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.