Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.