Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*