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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Eeyore Jokes More Eeyore Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.