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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Tail Store Jokes More Tail Store Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.