Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.