Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!