Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.