Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

Tail Store Jokes More Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!