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Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

New Tail Jokes More New Tail Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where does a dog get a new tail?

At the Retail Store

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them