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Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

New Jokes More New Jokes

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat