Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

New Jokes More New Jokes

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd