Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster