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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.