Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

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How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.