What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

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What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.