Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity