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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!