Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity