Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Chair Ity Jokes More Chair Ity Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity